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Scooby Jokes

1.) Scooby 2.) Yabba Dabba

My 2 doo list

My girlfriend: If you don't stop making Scooby Doo references, then I'll break up with you.

Me: Alright gang, let's split up.

I think my girlfriend is obsessed with scooby doo.

She keeps telling me we should split up and search for other people.

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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn!"

"Ramen."

- Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.

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Why does Shaggy always let Scooby roll their joints?

Because shaggys joints don't always turn out good but Scooby's doobies do

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I’m trying to introduce my wife to my Scooby Doo sex fantasy.

I think it’s working, she said we should split up. She went to her parents house and I’m looking for clues in the garden.

What do Hamlet and Scooby-Doo have in common?

They're both great Danes.

Scooby Doo villain apprehended in Colombian Capital

Says, “He would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those Medellín kids.”

Do you know why Scooby Doo is the most viewed cartoon in Denmark?

Because he’s a Great Dane

Prince Andrew is to star as the villain in a new episode of Scooby Doo

He would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t have been meddling with those kids

Scooby Doo is a procrastinator.

I've never heard him say, "Scooby Dooby Done!"

Scooby Doo taught me....

that if you smoke enough pot, your dog will talk and help you get snacks.

Scooby Doo is the worst cartoon to watch during the COVID-19 pandemic

Because the Mystery Inc gang doesn’t seem to like people who wear masks

What is scooby's favorite DBZ character

Roku

What did Velma say to Scooby at the haunted methadone clinic?

"Junkies!"

Scooby Doo hates Roma Tomatoes.

He told me he was romophobic.

What’s the difference between Hallmark movies and Scooby-Doo?

One has formulaic plots, two-dimensional characters, and bad guys trying to close some kind of real estate deal, and the other has a talking dog in it.

What's Freddy from Scooby Doo's favorite music genre?

Trap Music.

One from my nephew: Whats Scooby-Doo's favorite piece of clothing?

A SCARF!

Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions.

**Every** Scooby-Doo **episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions.**

What kind of car does Scooby-Doo drive?

A Subie-rubie-ru!

What was the Scooby-Gang considered after the Olympics?

Gold-Medllists

Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo...

But Abu Dhabi Doo!

Back when I was a Scooby Doo villain I had an allotment....

Every time I went to tend to my vegetables I would find them covered in thin sheets of aluminium.

Those pesky kids were always foiling my plot.

(I'm sorry)

Scooby Doo doesn't normally like rocks...

But he's a big fan of Velma's Rubies.

What did Pablo Escobar say to Scooby-Doo and the gang when they finally caught him?

I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellín kids.

I played bass on the original Scooby Doo theme song in 1969, then joined Metallica. AMA!

Fine, I didn’t actually play the bass on the Scooby Doo theme song, or in any band, but I’d have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you metaling kids!

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What did Shaggy catch Scooby doing to Velma?

Eating her Scooby Snatch.

So Scooby Doo mixes Ruthenium Hydrogen together with alcohol..

RuH-ROH.

Scooby and the gang on Family Fortunes

The host goes to Daphne and asks her to name an endangered African animal, she ponders for a second and then a voice in the background goes "Rhino!"

The host says "I know you do Scooby, but it's not your go..."

What does Scooby Do use to clear up spillages?

A raggy

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SHAGGY: What did the vet say you have?

SCOOBY DOO: Rabies.

SHAGGY: Zoinks. I didn’t even know you could get pregnant.

Freddy from scooby doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A in the 90s

He ran on splitting up gangs.

What do you call a dog that can breathe underwater?

A Scooby diver

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Remember, Traps are only gay...

If you're Fred from Scooby-Doo.

Any of the kids in Scooby's gang could have won their preferred olympic event

If it wasn't for those medaling kids

Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?

He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!

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The Mystery Gang have a quiz night.

Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby decide to have a quiz, and split into two teams. Fred is the quizmaster.

Velma and Daphne are in one team, Shaggy and Scooby in the other.

Fred: Okay, Daph and Velma, Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals?

Scooby: Rhino!

Fr...

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So Velma and Shaggy, your in the final round and this is the £10000 question, name a animal that has a single horn

"RHINO!"

Yes Scooby Doo, I know you know but you were knocked out in the last round.

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Shaggy's spliffs don't get me very high...

...but Scooby's doobies do

What's brown, stinks, and looks for clues?

Scooby's Doo

What do you call an underwater adventure with a Great Dane?

Scooby-Diving

A lady walks into a perfumery and asks for the perfumer for his finest fragrance.

"Doobie woobie blue bop", says the perfumer.

Confused she looks around and notices that all of the bottles on the shelves are empty. "Do you keep them in the back?" she asks

"Flim flam flibidy blam", says the perfumer.

The lady sniffs the air, then looks at him strangely and as...

Hey Dad, I have this idea for a TV show

"Hey Dad, I have this idea for a TV show. It's like those ghost hunter shows, but instead of idiots walking around in the dark saying, "Is there a spirit in here?", it will be skeptics debunking it, and finding out what's really going on."

"They had a show like that when I was a kid."
...

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A whale walks into a bar...

The bartender immediately stops the whale as he enters. Holding both hands up, the bartender begins shouting,

"Woah, woah there, whale! What are you doing here?! This is a bar! This is no place for whales!"

The bartender notices this upright whale is wearing a top hat and carrying a S...

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