Curtis Jackson, aka 50 cent, considering to run for office. His first campaign slogans released.
Change we can believe in! The change we need!
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Honest degree slogans
Diploma: Have fun with those loans, guys...
Associates: Man, fuck this.
Bachelor's: Middle class af
Masters: d i f f e r e n t i a t i o n
Doctors: You did it for the title, doc
Postdoc: The prospect of not going to school scares you.
A High School teacher was lecturing her class on why companies advertise and what they do to make people remember them. "That's why companies have slogans," he explained. "For example, who can tell me which company says, 'I'm loving it!'" To which the students reply, "McDonald's!" All the students k...
One of Donald Trump's slogans is America First!
We'll rob the other countries later.
A man is sat in an airport bar, having a drink, waiting for his flight to be called...
As he is sitting there a stunning woman walks into the bar and sits on the bar-stool next to him. She's wearing a very smart uniform and the guy thinks "She must work for one of the top airlines".
He decides to find out which one by running some of their advertising slogans past her.