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Manifesto Jokes

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Sorry everyone, the weekly reading of the Communist Manifesto has been canceled.

My parents are remodeling their basement.

A rich man visits Karl Marx as he's writing the Communist manifesto.

He asks: "So what's in that book of yours, Mr. Marx?"

Marx replies: "None of your business."

I can't understand what the fuss is about the Labour manifesto!

I'd give it full Marx.

A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat.

- So, you're stating that every women would agree to sell herself?
- Yes.
- Me too?
- Of course.
- And how much do you think I would cost?
- 500 francs.
- What?! Only 500 francs?!
- Here you go - you've already started to negotiate.

I wrote a manifesto for my political party but I think it was too long so I wrote a shorter one...

It’s a minifesto

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A Shinto Priest was walking by a member of the Japanese Communist Party holding a copy of the Marx's Manifesto

He pointed at the guy and shouted: "What are you, a kami?"

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

They say Marxism appeared from nowhere.

Guess it's just a communist manifesto.

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