I wrote a manifesto for my political party but I think it was too long so I wrote a shorter one...
It’s a minifesto
A rich man visits Karl Marx as he's writing the Communist manifesto.
He asks: "So what's in that book of yours, Mr. Marx?"
Marx replies: "None of your business."
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A Shinto Priest was walking by a member of the Japanese Communist Party holding a copy of the Marx's Manifesto
He pointed at the guy and shouted: "What are you, a kami?"
A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat.
- So, you're stating that every women would agree to sell herself? - Yes. - Me too? - Of course. - And how much do you think I would cost? - 500 francs. - What?! Only 500 francs?! - Here you go - you've already started to negotiate.
I can't understand what the fuss is about the Labour manifesto!
I'd give it full Marx.
What do you get when you cross a horse and the Communist Manifesto?
What did the Soviets call the spread of communism?
They say Marxism appeared from nowhere.
Guess it's just a communist manifesto.