I wrote a manifesto for my political party but I think it was too long so I wrote a shorter one...
It’s a minifesto
A rich man visits Karl Marx as he's writing the Communist manifesto.
He asks: "So what's in that book of yours, Mr. Marx?"
Marx replies: "None of your business."
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A Shinto Priest was walking by a member of the Japanese Communist Party holding a copy of the Marx's Manifesto
He pointed at the guy and shouted: "What are you, a kami?"
A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat.
- So, you're stating that every women would agree to sell herself? - Yes. - Me too? - Of course. - And how much do you think I would cost? - 500 francs. - What?! Only 500 francs?! - Here you go - you've already started to negotiate.
What do you get when you cross a horse and the Communist Manifesto?
I can't understand what the fuss is about the Labour manifesto!
I'd give it full Marx.
What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?
Some day you will be red!
What did the Soviets call the spread of communism?