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Acronym Jokes

Do you know what DNA is an acronym for?

The National Dyslexia Association

SCUBA is an acronym for "Self contained underwater breathing apparatus". Tuba is also an acronym.

It stands for "terrible underwater breathing apparatus"

Most people find unnecessary acronyms annoying

But that's TBE

Bad car acronyms. I know a few, you got others?

Ford => Found On Road Dead. ... ... or ... ... First On Race Day. (Depends if you're a fan)

Fiat => Fix It Again Tony

BMW => Bavarian Money Waster

Subaru => backwards is U R A Bus

Chevrolet => acronym for all the engine problems to expect... Cracked ...

Acronym's Don't Have Definite....

Sorry I lost my train of thought.

[NSFW] What acronym does the professional safecracker put on his own personal safe?

\[NSFW\]

Everything is an acronym.

Whenever I meet someone with a short name, I ask if it’s an acronym. Ed was not amused.

Eclipse is an acronym

* Eyes
* Cannot
* Look
* Into
* Partial
* Solar
* Eclipse

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In LGBTQ acronym, "Q" stands for "queer" or "questioning"...

It's the "Don't ask, can't tell" sexual orientation.

You could say I'm B.R.O.K.E.

B - Bad

R - At

O - Acronyms

K -

E -

You are invited to our next AA (Acronym Abusers) meeting!

Please RSVP by the ATM machine with your PIN number!

The acronym NASCAR stands for:

Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

LGBTQ?? How many letters are they going to add to it?

I mean seriously! You can't understand an acronym with that many letters in it. LMFAO!

Is it just ME

or is there another acronym for Middle East?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ok.. Hear me out

So the perceived 'Road' in this case is actually the trick by the government to sell more adapters to construction company. This is because the secret lizard people of the UNDERGROUND are controlling the chickens neurons and each brain cell is secretly in on the plot. Y...

What’s the difference between the FBI and the ClA?

It's a difference of acronyms, you see.
One killed MLK, while the other killed
JFK.

Obsessive Compulsive...

The representative body that supports people who suffer from OCD have petitioned the Government to change the acronym to CDO in alphabetical order the way it should be...

Personally, I'm fed up with LOL, ROFL, and LMAO.

I say we ban all acronyms in the U.S.A.

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TIL that McDonald's and police use the same training material.

It's a 5 step de-escalation procedure. You know, a kind that some corporate HR would come up. Ones with corny, forced acronyms. But this one actually works pretty well:

1. Believe
2. Listen
3. Apologize
4. Satisfy
5. Thank the customer

So when a customer gets all pissy abou...

I'm a proud member of the PWGQNKX

I'm a proud member of the PWGQNKX: People Who Have No Idea How Acronyms Work.

F.B.L.C

#The
#Association
#Of
#Incorrect
#Acronyms

Do you support the AAAAA?

You should. The American Association Against the Abuse of Acronyms is a worthy cause.

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Bad E-mail Addresses

Many colleges and business's tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial to either the beginning or end to make up an E-Mail address. For example, Mary L. Ferguson = mlfergus or fergusml. They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may happen when...

This mnemonic joke helps you remember the alphabet...

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