Why do skunks have a mercaptan-emitting gland at their rear?
That's where it makes sense.
If skunks didn't have their protective smell...
They would go ex-stinked.
Once upon a time there were two little skunks named "In" and "Out."
They lived in a hollow tree with their mother. Sometimes In and Out played outside, but other times they played inside.
One day In was out and Out was in. The mother skunk asked Out to go out and bring In in. So Out went out and in a few minutes he came in with In.
"My my, Out," she...
There are three skunks. Mama, In, and Out.
In always stays inside, and Out always stays outside.
One day In went out and Out went in.
Mama soon called for the boys, but only Out came.
"Go find your brother." she ordered.
Out came back with In in less than five minutes.
"How did you do it so fast?" Mama as...
How do skunks know who to spray and who not to spray?
Lawyers and dead skunks
What's the difference between a lawyer and a skunk lying dead in the road?
There are skidmarks leading up to the skunk.
Why cant skunks keep secrets?
Someone's always catching wind of them...
Me and the wife love Skunks and decided to smuggle one home but had to get past border control, the wife says how we going to do this? I said put it down your panties, she said what about the smell?
I said, well if it dies it dies...
Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?
They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"
Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, and go to Hell.
Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them 'Doesnt the heat and smoke bother you?' Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust ha...
On a warm summer morning, a family of ducks and a family of skunks are crossing a country road when...
without warning, a car barrels over a hill and into the path of the animals wiping out both families except for one baby duckling and one baby skunkling. The pair hightail it off the road and find refuge in a hole in a tree. They decide to stick together and support each other in order to survive. T...
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If skunks had a college They'd call it P.U.
One day a mother skunk
Told her two baby skunks, In and Out, to go outside and play. The two baby skunks did so and where having a great time. The played tag, follow the leader, and tried catching bugs down by the river. Then Out had an idea.
"Let's play hide and seek," Out said. "I'll look for you first!"
Three skunks are walking down a road...
And they come to a fork in the road. The first skunk says, "My instincts tell me to go to the left." The second skunk says, "My instincts tell me to go to the right." The third skunk says, "Well my end stinks too, but it doesn't talk to me."
A family goes overseas on a camping holiday
The 2 kids become friendly with a wild skunk. Over the course of the holiday they build up the skunks trust and they are able to handle it, pet it, feed it and play with it. They love the skunk and the skunk loves them.
On the last day of the holiday, the family is packing up their camp site ...
One day a family of squirrels and a family of skunks are crossing the road...
...a car drives by and hits them. The only survivors was a baby squirrel and skunk and from that day on they became the best of friends. Years later, they're walking through the woods together:
Squirrel: Hey, have you ever wondered what we were?
Skunk: Yes, I have.
Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?
Because they are very scentimental.
The Skunk and The Duck
A family of skunks and a family of ducks were crossing the street... Because of the traffic a baby skunk and the baby duck had to stay on the other side of the road as they watched their families walk away. The duck and the skunk started to get upset because they didn't know who they were or what th...
Redneck husband and wife are smuggling a couple skunks across the border.
As they approach the border checkpoint the wife panics..."what do I do with these?!" she exclaims while frantically fumbling the skunks "Quick now Mary Ann, hide them under your skirt!" said the red-neck husband in between his beer chug. "Now, now whattabout the gadaym stink?!" says Mary Ann.....
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Olie & Lena are driving down the road in their Model T...
Suddenly, a mother skunk enters the roadway with her two young babies. Olie can’t stop in time and runs the mother over.
It winter time and Lena jumps out of the car to rescue the two orphans. She gets them back in and they’re shivering:
“Oh, Olie! They’re so cold! What should I do ...