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The God of Thunder crossed the skies, astride his faithful filly.

"I'm Thor!" He cried. His horse replied,
"You forgot your thaddle, thilly!"
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What color were the skies over the Bahamas thus weekend?

Dorian Gray
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Coach always used to say "Aim for the skies, boy".

He doesn't say that anymore after I blinded myself at archery practice.
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I had plans to go to the beach today, but the skies are cloudy and it is raining

It's really irrigating...
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A strange sight was seen in the Skies of Medieval Canterbury

It was a flying Chaucer!
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One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old mate, I want you to make me a new Ark".

Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss...

But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I do not want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other".

"20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big ...
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I'm walking down the street when out of nowhere a shellfish falls out of the sky

and hits me in the head. Dazed, I pick up the mollusk and say "Where did you come from, little guy?" The shell creases open slightly and I hear it say "A tornado picked me and threw me. You better get somewhere safe, it's headed this way!" I look around and see mostly blue skies, except for a few cl...
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NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark.

It's a phenomenon called "Night".
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What's green and hairy and skies down a mountain

a skiwi
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what do you call an unrecognizable pilot with over 10,000hrs of flight experience?

A master of da skies.
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