The God of Thunder crossed the skies, astride his faithful filly.
"I'm Thor!" He cried. His horse replied, "You forgot your thaddle, thilly!"
What color were the skies over the Bahamas thus weekend?
Dorian Gray
Coach always used to say "Aim for the skies, boy".
He doesn't say that anymore after I blinded myself at archery practice.
I had plans to go to the beach today, but the skies are cloudy and it is raining
It's really irrigating...
A strange sight was seen in the Skies of Medieval Canterbury
It was a flying Chaucer!
One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old mate, I want you to make me a new Ark".
Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss...
But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I do not want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other".
"20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big ...
I'm walking down the street when out of nowhere a shellfish falls out of the sky
and hits me in the head. Dazed, I pick up the mollusk and say "Where did you come from, little guy?" The shell creases open slightly and I hear it say "A tornado picked me and threw me. You better get somewhere safe, it's headed this way!" I look around and see mostly blue skies, except for a few cl...
NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark.
It's a phenomenon called "Night".
What's green and hairy and skies down a mountain
a skiwi
what do you call an unrecognizable pilot with over 10,000hrs of flight experience?
A master of da skies.
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