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Skateboarding Jokes

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3 kids were skateboarding down the street.

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One was called Shut Up, one called Manners and the third called Dog Shit.

It was dog shits turn on the skateboard but he fell off and broke his arm. So Shut up ran off to get some help.

He saw 2 police officers walking down the street and ran up to them. One of the officers...

What’s the hardest trick in skateboarding?

Getting a job

People always tell me to wear a helmet while skateboarding...

I can't even remember the last time I hit my head.

What is the hardest thing in skateboarding?

Concrete

I tried skateboarding to work.

Almost drowned. I'm a fisherman.

What do you call something that gave up being a small body of running water to pursue a career in professional skateboarding?

Ex-stream

My skateboarding career and Jon Snow have a lot in common.

They both ended with an Ollie.

"Sir, your balance is outstanding."

I know my balance is outstanding, I've been skateboarding for years, but I fail to see how that's going to help me pay back this debt!

What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals?

A Freudian Flip.

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You know you're a Minnesotan Abroad if

You get weird looks if you ask for your pizza to be cut into squares.

You've gotten strange looks when you whipped out your Super America fuel card, your TCF Bank debit card, your Dunn Brothers gift card, or White Castle refillable cup at a gas station.

You're the only one in a t-shirt...

Three men die, and go to the pearly gates...

St. Peter walks up to the firsts, and he says: "You have lived a good life, but you have cheated on your wife many times. Confess here before your friends, and you will be allowed into heaven."
The man says: "I slept with a different woman every week of my ten-year marriage. I beg for forgiveness...

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