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Bicycling Jokes

I started a Facebook group for people who love bicycling

But apparently nobody wants to join the Pedalphiles.

I was bicycling through a city in France when suddenly my wheel fell off

It was too loose.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Will I Live to see 80?

Will I Live to see 80?

Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, He
said I was doing fairly well for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think ...

Two women bicycling

Two women in France were bicycling towards town along a cobbled-stoned path. One woman said, "I've never come this way before." The other said "It's the cobblestones"

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? [x-post from r/bicycling]

Attire

Two nuns are bicycling to church one morning, as they always do.

They decide to take a different route this time and eventually end up on a cobblestone road. One nun says the other, “I’ve never come this way before.” The other nun responds, “must be the cobbles.”

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