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Skateboarders Jokes

How many Skateboarders does it ake to change a lightbulb?

Three.
One to do it,
One to film it,
and one more to say...
"damn that was sick man!"

What kind of cheese do skateboarders eat?

Shredded cheese.

What type of plants do skateboarders grow?

Faceplants

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it might take 16 tries

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

How do you know if a lightbulb is a prostitute?

Its been screwed in and out by teams of scientists, skateboarders, narcissists, every one of the human races, Vietnam vets, Grateful Dead fans, computer scientists, Army Rangers, stoners, Yankee fans, dead babies, roaming hippies, alchoholics, cops, Comcast employees, Jedis, Dragonball-Z characters,...

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