TIFU by spraying some neighborhood kids who were biking in front of my yard with my hose
Turned out I pulled out my gun.
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A Blond Biking sees another Blond Paddling her canoe
They stop abruptly in confusion, watching this Blond paddling a canoe in the middle of a field of grass.
Quickly the confusion turns to anger as they continue to watch this Blond getting nowhere but continuing to paddle
They shout out loud to the other Blond "Hey! You know it's blonds...
Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be good enough at skating, biking, surfing, or running to be chosen to represent a brand like Nike, Red Bull, or Under Armour. Recently the pandemic has allowed me to double down on recreation and hone my craft, and I finally got a sponsor.
Thanks Alcoholics Anonymous!
Two engineer students were biking across campus.
One said to the other, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
Every time I go biking I find tools on the road.
Most of them are driving cars.
Two nuns are biking back to their convent
after a long day out nunning about in the community.
They take a different route than normal, and after a while, one says to the other: "You know, I've never come this way before."
The other replies: "Yes, it must be the cobblestones"
I have lots of viking jokes. I came up with all of them, but I dont know if they are original.
Musical viking = Vising. Viking ok motorcycle = Biking. Viking that rules = ViKing. Viking with glasses =Veyeking. Viking that is leaving = Byeking. Viking that enjoys = Liking. Viking who lies = Lieking. Viking in forest = Hiking. Viking with weed = Highking. Viking in ai...
Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill...
...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly.
I was biking to work today and someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!
I'm ok though. The injuries were super fish oil.