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Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!"

I mean, how dangerous can a child be?

My local council decided to build road signs saying "Avoid Distractions".

There's been an increase in car accidents ever since.

Did you hear about the the road thief that stole all the road signs?

He really pulled out all the stops.

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Speeding Car

A cop is doing is regular routine, driving on the highway when he spots a car going 95 miles per hours.

He finally catches up with the vehicle and pulls it over, and both vehicles come to a complete stop at the side of the highway. As the cop walks towards the vehicle, on the back seat, he sp...

I was with my wife in a taxi in Beijing....

I was with my wife in a taxi in Beijing. It was the last day of our holiday, and she was extolling the virtues of GoogleTranslate.

"It's great," she said, just point the camera at something and it translates the text in place. And she was right - for reading menus or road signs it was a l...

The Compost Heap

I was raised in a fairly hippy-ish town. The kind of place that was always looking to do something ecologically friendly in the days before the internet made it easy to share tips and tricks on how to cut down your carbon footprint.

One of the things they did was expand the recycling collect...

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