Belt Out Jokes - 8 Hilarious Belt Out Jokes

I once made a belt out of $100 bills

Turns out it was just a waist of money

Did you hear about the cannibal who made a belt out of a man's intestines?

What a waist of food.

Did you hear about the guy who spent six months making a belt out of watches?

He said it was a waist of time.

(as told to me last night by my 10 year old).

I spent over 3 hours making a belt out of herbs, but in hindsight...

it's just a waist of thyme.

Imagine making a belt out of a bunch of $100 bills tied together

That would be a huge waist of money.

My overweight uncle spend months making a belt out of used pocket watches.

When he finished it, he realized it was a huge waist of time.

Sometimes I just get the urge to belt out The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

After all, it's only a whim away.

Did you hear about the man who made a belt out of clocks for a giant?

It took him 2 years to make and looked terrible when worn.
It was a huge waist of time.

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