To become a minstrel I had to buy dozens of chests, hoping to get a an instrument from one of them.
Fuck lute boxes.
My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm
He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood
My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month.
It’s part of her minstrel cycle.
A woman on her bike was riding through the countryside during the middle ages, playing her guitar and singing songs....
...when she came upon a dashing knight in the woods, practicing his swordsmanship. The knight was struck by her beauty and started a conversation. which quickly turned into flirting.
The knight straddled the front wheel of her bike and started to passionately kiss her. The woman said "No we ...
What do you call a traveling musician’s bike?
A minstrel cycle
What do you call an ovulating bard?
A menstrual minstrel.
I've been playing my lute for 7 hours and my fingers are sore and stiff
I have minstrel cramps.
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The Black Knight is coming (NSFW)
One day, a minstrel was passing through the forest when he came upon a small inn. The minstrel was thrilled at the opportunity to get a clean bed, some hot food, and most importantly one of the inn's famous forest beers, which were legendary.
Later in the evening, the minstrel was about to g...