To become a minstrel I had to buy dozens of chests, hoping to get a an instrument from one of them.
Fuck lute boxes.
My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month.
It’s part of her minstrel cycle.
A woman on her bike was riding through the countryside during the middle ages, playing her guitar and singing songs....
...when she came upon a dashing knight in the woods, practicing his swordsmanship. The knight was struck by her beauty and started a conversation. which quickly turned into flirting.
The knight straddled the front wheel of her bike and started to passionately kiss her. The woman said "No we ...
My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm
He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood
What do you call a traveling musician’s bike?
A minstrel cycle
What do you call an ovulating bard?
A menstrual minstrel.
Why Do They Call Them 'Band Camps'?
Because 'minstrel camps' sounds bad.
I've been playing my lute for 7 hours and my fingers are sore and stiff
I have minstrel cramps.
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The Black Knight is coming (NSFW)
One day, a minstrel was passing through the forest when he came upon a small inn. The minstrel was thrilled at the opportunity to get a clean bed, some hot food, and most importantly one of the inn's famous forest beers, which were legendary.
Later in the evening, the minstrel was about to g...