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Treble Jokes

How did the musical band get into treble?

They fell off a cleff.
















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A bloke walks into a bar

And there are two Nuns playing darts. He offers to do the scoring. The first Nun hits a treble twenty with her first and second darts and double twenty with her third. The man shouts out "One hundred and sixty." The second Nun goes to throw and hits a treble twenty, a single twenty and the third dar...

Why do pirates like the treble in songs over the bass?

Because they like the high C's

In other news..... Police arrested a musician for stealing

Police apprehended a musician for stealing the right half of the piano.

He was in treble.

Have you ever dated someone with a high-pitched voice?

They're nothing but treble.

Why are bass guitarists always safe?

Because they stay out of treble.

C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. So D comes in and heads for the bathr...

What did captain kirk’s music teach put on his report card?

He’s having trouble with the trebles

Musician Pun

The bass singer accidentally got the soprano's sheet music before a concert. Boy, was he in treble!

Why are bassists considered cowardly?

Because they disappear at the first sign of treble.

Music puns aren't just bad

They're treble

What do you call a musician with problems

A trebled man

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Sony created two new stereos.

One has good bass for black people to listen to rap music. The other has good treble for white people to listen to country.

Those are two stereo types.

Did you hear about the musician who was being bad?

Well, I don’t quite remember what he did, but he was in pretty big treble!

What do you call a Star Wars themed all men's acapella group?

The Treble Bass

What does Meghan Trainor say when she’s sued for copyright infringement?

Now I’m in treble

Symphony of puns

i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music...
Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!

So, an E- flat, a G- flat, and a B- flat walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."

Oh wait. I should be careful with these puns. I could get in treble.

Why did the staff party go to jail?

Because they were in treble.

One morning, Harry wakes up..

...and goes downstairs into the kitchen. It's his birthday. It's the third day of the third month and Harry is thirty three years old. He notices that the kitchen clock has broken and stopped at 3:30am. On the radio, the weather announces that the temperature is 33 degrees. Opening the sporting sect...

So a pair of Beats headphones walk into a bar...

So a pair of Beats walk into a bar full of audiophiles. The bartender says "we don't like your kind 'round here" and the pair of Beats say "sorry man, were not looking for any treble"

Orchestra Joke

The orchestra one evening was playing a song that was noted for being on the lower side of the musical spectrum.

As they played through the night, the conductor would on occasion shoot an angry glare at one of the musicians.

After a few of these glares, the musician leans over to his ...

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