Have you ever dated someone with a high-pitched voice?
They're nothing but treble.
How did the musical band get into treble?
They fell off a cleff.
Why do pirates like the treble in songs over the bass?
Because they like the high C's
What did captain kirk’s music teach put on his report card?
He’s having trouble with the trebles
Why are bass guitarists always safe?
Because they stay out of treble.
The bass singer accidentally got the soprano's sheet music before a concert. Boy, was he in treble!
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.
After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. So D comes in and heads for the bathr...
Why are bassists considered cowardly?
Because they disappear at the first sign of treble.
Did you hear about the musician that got arrested?
She got in treble.
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Sony created two new stereos.
One has good bass for black people to listen to rap music. The other has good treble for white people to listen to country.
Those are two stereo types.
Did you hear about the musician who borrowed money from a loan shark?
He's in a whole lot of treble.
Did you hear about the musician who was being bad?
Well, I don’t quite remember what he did, but he was in pretty big treble!
What do you call a musician with problems
A trebled man
Music puns aren't just bad
One morning, Harry wakes up..
...and goes downstairs into the kitchen. It's his birthday. It's the third day of the third month and Harry is thirty three years old. He notices that the kitchen clock has broken and stopped at 3:30am. On the radio, the weather announces that the temperature is 33 degrees. Opening the sporting sect...
Symphony of puns
i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music... Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!
So, an E- flat, a G- flat, and a B- flat walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
Oh wait. I should be careful with these puns. I could get in treble.
So a pair of Beats headphones walk into a bar...
So a pair of Beats walk into a bar full of audiophiles. The bartender says "we don't like your kind 'round here" and the pair of Beats say "sorry man, were not looking for any treble"
Why did the staff party go to jail?
Because they were in treble.
What do you call a Star Wars themed all men's acapella group?
The Treble Bass
What does Meghan Trainor say when she’s sued for copyright infringement?
Now I’m in treble
The orchestra one evening was playing a song that was noted for being on the lower side of the musical spectrum.
As they played through the night, the conductor would on occasion shoot an angry glare at one of the musicians.
After a few of these glares, the musician leans over to his ...