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Zodiac Signs Jokes

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I broke up with my girlfriend because of Zodiac signs incompatibility

She is a Pisces, and I don't believe in bullshit.

My thoughts on zodiac signs

Like I don’t mind them in general, but I hate it when people bring them up all the time.


So this one time I called my friend and asked him if he wanted to go to the mall with me.


He said, “No dude, I can’t, I have cancer.”

Imagine believing at zodiac signs and horoscopes

That's such a Cancer thing to do.

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Zodiac signs can tell a lot about your personality.

For instance, if you believe in them, you're an utter cunt.

-What's your zodiac sign?

-Tyrannosaurus.
-But that's not even a real sign.
-None of the zodiac signs are real.

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