Can everyone who is here for the yodelling lessons...

Please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

What do you call a guy who knows how to yodel but doesn't?

A good neighbor.

[yodelling intentensifies]

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"The old lady he. "

"The old lady he who? [Yodeleheeho]

" Damn I didn't know you were so good at yodelling! "

There was a fire in a yodelling school.

Everyone was to exit in an orderly orderly orderly fashion.

What sound does a Swiss donkey make on a mountain?

Yodel-ay-hee-haw

Knock knock?

Whose there?

A little old lady

....

A little old lady who?

...

I didn't know you could yodel!

Credit does to Google voice assistant. I sheer shock had me laughing for a solid 15 seconds.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Ever wonder how yodeling was invented?

Long ago, a mountain climber was walking through a valley on his way to a nearby mountain he had his eye on climbing. As he grew near his destination he saw a little farmhouse with a little barn with a farmer outside tending to his animals. The climber approached the farmer and asked if he could spe...

I learned how to yodel

-Knock knock.

--Who’s there?

-Yoda lady.

--Yoda lady who?

-Good job yodeling!

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

Yodel-ehee

"Yodel-ehee who?"

..

Courtesy of my niece, enjoy :)

Little Old Lady

A: Knock Knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Little old lady.

B: Little old lady who?

A: Wow you're a pretty good yodeler!


I'll see myself out now.

Two Chinese men climbed a mountain

While climbing one of them dropped their little radio into a ravine. The other man shouted "oh da ladio"...

And that's how yodelling was invented.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A knock-knock joke that will blow your mind!

Knock,Knock...
Who is there?
...
Old Lady Lahey...
...
Old Lady Lahey Who?
...
Holy shit, I didn't know you could yodel!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I discovered that Germans invented cunnilingus...

Apparantly they've been yodeling in the black forest for centuries.

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