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How did Marilyn Manson know there was someone at his front door?

The beautiful peephole, the beautiful peephole.

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What do Adam and Marilyn Manson have in common?

They both gave up a rib to get a blowjob

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Manson dies and finds he is in heaven

It's a perfectly normal family; he is the son that an older Catholic couple never had.

He is pampered and loved.

He is young and fit and no swastika tatoo on his forehead.

His only problem is when he starts to act like the ass he was in life everything he says or does is opposi...

Signs you drink too much coffee

- You answer the door before people knock.

- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

- You ski uphill.

- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

- You lick your coffeepot clean.

- You're the employee of ...

Every girl's a bit of Marilyn...

But some of them got more from Manson.

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