How does Marilyn Manson know who's at the front door?

The beautiful peephole, the beautiful peephole.

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What do Adam and Marilyn Manson have in common?

They both gave up a rib to get a blowjob

My Mother-In-Law asked how Charles Manson died, and I responded, "Complications with dementia". To which she replied...

"I thought he was demented his whole life. Why is he having complications with it now??"

Signs you drink too much coffee

- You answer the door before people knock.

- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

- You ski uphill.

- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

- You lick your coffeepot clean.

- You're the employee of ...

Every girl's a bit of Marilyn...

But some of them got more from Manson.

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