Nichols Jokes

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"Nichols," Mr. Lipney, lead word assigner, said, "I'm trusting you to define plethora for next year's edition."

"Thanks Mr. Lipney," Nichols responds, beaming. "It means a lot!"

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, "Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?"


"Sadness," said the student.


"And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?"


"Elation."


"And you, sir, how about the opposite of woe?"


"I... read more

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