Simpsons Jokes - 11 Hilarious Simpsons Jokes

what's Homer Simpsons favorite kind of bread?

Sour doh!

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Why are Simpsons jokes terrible?

Because they always leave you Groening.

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If the Simpsons entered a witness protection program, what would Homer's alias be?

John D'oh!

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My 10 year old Son just came up with this one and I couldn't be more proud: What's Batman's favourite fruit?

A Banananananananananananananananana

EDIT: Thank you everyone for the awards and kind words! Just to clarify:

* Yes, he does know the 60's batman theme. My partner loves campy batman so it was inevitable. [The Simpsons](https://youtu.be/TQepz5rsS6E?t=88) also made sure of that.
* Gi...

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If someone doesn't like The Simpsons...

Does that make them homerphobic?

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How many writers for "The Simpsons" does is take to change a lightbulb?

None. They won't admit that it burnt out 15 years ago!

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I think my new Simpsons shirt is a knock-off

It says “don’t halve a cow, man”.

They really butchered the catchphrase.

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What would the Simpsons do...

If their clothes were itchy and scratchy?

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I found out Moe’s real last name from “The Simpsons”

Lester.

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What do you call a person with a Simpsons fetish?

Homer-sexual

Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons...

If they acquire my parent’s divorce, they will own my entire childhood...

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