How many writers for "The Simpsons" does is take to change a lightbulb?

None. They won't admit that it burnt out 15 years ago!

A girl asked me are you a simp?

I said no my father was a simp, me and my brothers are actually Simpsons


Its too bad homer was never a baker, hed be good working with all the D'oh

I think my new Simpsons shirt is a knock-off

It says “don’t halve a cow, man”.

They really butchered the catchphrase.

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?


My 10 year old Son just came up with this one and I couldn't be more proud: What's Batman's favourite fruit?

A Banananananananananananananananana

EDIT: Thank you everyone for the awards and kind words! Just to clarify:

* Yes, he does know the 60's batman theme. My partner loves campy batman so it was inevitable. [The Simpsons]( also made sure of that.
* Gi...

Why does Moe syzlak from the Simpsons, hate Bart Simpsons?

Cause he is a bartender

What would the Simpsons do...

If their clothes were itchy and scratchy?

Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons...

If they acquire my parent’s divorce, they will own my entire childhood...

What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread?


What is Belle Delphines favorite TV show?

The Simpsons

What Simpsons character is the most dangerous?

O.J Simpson

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What do you call a person with a Simpsons fetish?


Yo Mama So FAT

When i was watching the simpsons and she walked past the Tv, I missed a whole SEASON

My friend went to the doctors worrying that he had caught the Coronavirus from his complete collection of Matt Groening animation figures.

Luckily his diagnosis was negative, despite having all the Simpsons.

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