Ive been thinking that the dryer has been shrinking my clothes...
Turns out if was the refrigerator!
A Man rushed into a Doctor's surgery, shouting ' help me Doctor, I'm shrinking' The Doctor calmly said ' Now settle down a bit '
.. you'll just have to learn to be a little patient.
A man runs into a doctors office screaming: "You've gotta help me doc! I'm shrinking!"
The doctor says: "I'm sorry sir I'm very busy today. You'll have to be a little patient."
A doctor is performing surgery on his patient.
All of a sudden the door swings open and in comes running a desperate man. He shouts “help me doctor, im shrinking!!!” The doctor calmly says “Settle down a bit, you can’t just come barging in here like that...you’ll have to learn to be a little patient”
People used to be a lot more optimistic in the past, but things have taken quite a turn haven't they. The economy's uncertain, salaries are shrinking, jobs are dissipating. Morale is generally quite low nowadays.
If the elevator were invented today, it would be called the plunger.
On a dim dreary morning
Ceiling fan stirs the air
Stale beer and Doritos
Littered next to my chair
Just outside of my window
Saw a glimmer of light
My eyes were bloodshot and my head pounding
I hadn't slept all last ni...
A man wakes up one day and notices he’s shrinking. (Long)
He checks his height everyday but today, he has lost an inch. The man thinks nothing of it and continues about his day.
The next day he wakes up and checks his height again. This time he has lost two inches. Concerned, the man calls his physician and scheduled an appointment for the followin...
A man wakes and finds he is shrinking, getting smaller and smaller
He immediately panics gets dressed and runs out the door.
He try’s to get a cab but he’s getting smaller and smaller and he can’t flag one down.
So he takes off on foot and runs toward the hospital while getting smaller and smaller.
He makes it to the hospital and sees there is ...
A shrinking man rushes to the doctor's office.
The shrinking man skips ahead of everyone waiting and pleas "Doctor! Doctor! I need help, I'm shrinking!"
Then the doctor replies, "well then you'll just have to be a little patient."
A shrinking man visits his doctor yelling, "Doctor! Doctor! I'm getting smaller and smaller and smaller!!!"
His Doctor replies, "Now now, I can't fix things right away, you'll just have to be a little patient."
Conversation between a doctor and his assistant
Assistant: Doc, there is a patient out here saying he is turning invisible.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.
Assistant: He also said he's shrinking.
Doctor: Well, he is going to be a little patient!
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The was once a man with a 15 inch penis.
The man, however, isn't happy with it, because his wife says it hurts. Distraught, he goes on a walk, where he meets a leprechaun. The leprechaun, feeling generous and knowing of his problem (because leprechauns are all-knowing) agrees to shrinking his penis by 3 inches if he can get the hottest gir...
A man bursts into a doctor's office...
...and is frantically looking for the doctor. Finally he finds him in one of the rooms but he is with someone. Still, the man shouts out, "Doctor! Doctor, you have to help me. I think I'm shrinking!"
And the doctor says, "Now, now. You'll just have to be a little patient."