I was thinking that the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
It turned out to be the refrigerator!
I think I'm shrinking!
A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
A shrinking man visits his doctor yelling, "Doctor! Doctor! I'm getting smaller and smaller and smaller!!!"
His Doctor replies, "Now now, I can't fix things right away, you'll just have to be a little patient."
Darling, I think the new dryer is shrinking my clothes.”
“No, sweetie, that was the fridge.”
A man wakes and finds he is shrinking, getting smaller and smaller
He immediately panics gets dressed and runs out the door.
He try’s to get a cab but he’s getting smaller and smaller and he can’t flag one down.
So he takes off on foot and runs toward the hospital while getting smaller and smaller.
He makes it to the hospital and sees there is ...
A man runs into a doctors office screaming: "You've gotta help me doc! I'm shrinking!"
The doctor says: "I'm sorry sir I'm very busy today. You'll have to be a little patient."
A man wakes up one day and notices he’s shrinking. (Long)
He checks his height everyday but today, he has lost an inch. The man thinks nothing of it and continues about his day.
The next day he wakes up and checks his height again. This time he has lost two inches. Concerned, the man calls his physician and scheduled an appointment for the followin...
I'm taking a trip to the Amazon rainforest, but I was warned to look out for the head-shrinking indigenous tribes that still live there.
I'm not sure what the fuss is about. Who doesn't enjoy a little head?
People used to be a lot more optimistic in the past, but things have taken quite a turn haven't they. The economy's uncertain, salaries are shrinking, jobs are dissipating. Morale is generally quite low nowadays.
If the elevator were invented today, it would be called the plunger.
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A rabbit and a bear go to take a shit in the woods of wonderland…
The rabbit “a bit intimidated by the large bear” offers him one of his extra mushrooms that the large bear gladly accepts. The rabbit then looks at the bear and says hey - “does shit stick to your fur?” The bear “munching on the shrooms and shrinking” says - Hell no, my fur is immaculate”. The rabbi...
A doctor is performing surgery on his patient
All of a sudden the door swings open and in comes running a desperate man. He shouts “help me doctor, im shrinking!!!” The doctor calmly says “Settle down a bit, you can’t just come barging in here like that...you’ll have to learn to be a little patient”
A man bursts into a doctor's office...
...and is frantically looking for the doctor. Finally he finds him in one of the rooms but he is with someone. Still, the man shouts out, "Doctor! Doctor, you have to help me. I think I'm shrinking!"
And the doctor says, "Now, now. You'll just have to be a little patient."
Conversation between a doctor and his assistant
Assistant: Doc, there is a patient out here saying he is turning invisible.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.
Assistant: He also said he's shrinking.
Doctor: Well, he is going to be a little patient!
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