666 is the Number of the Beast

This from Todd Lewis, who has a great sense of humor.

We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.

But did you know that:

* $666.95 - Retail price of the Beast
* $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
* $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all...

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Sex Shop

The sales girl at the Sex Shop didn't bat an eye when the customer purchased an artificial vagina.

"What are you going to use it for?" she asked.

"I don't think it's any of your business," answered the customer, beet red and slightly offended.

"Calm down, buddy," soothed the ...

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