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A redhead walks into a tattoo show wearing a leather miniskirt and no panties and sits down in the tattoo chair and says, "I want a tattoo of Bon Jovi on the inside of one thigh and Richie Sambora on the other."

Tattoo artist asks, " What on earth for?"
Woman says, "So when I masturbate I can imagine I'm with either one, or both of them and have really intense orgasms!"
Makes sense to the tattoo artist so he dives in and gets to work. A few hours later the tattoo artist tells the woman that he's finis...

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I'm well pissed off with my neighbour today. Yesterday he kept playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over at full blast.

I wouldn't mind normally, but it was all night long.

What's Lionel Richie's favorite video game?

Halo.

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