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Lara Jokes

What type of underwear does Lara Croft wear?

Fruit of the tomb

I haven't heard anything from Lara Croft recently.

She's really gone off the raider.

Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

"Oh no, the rubber ripped!"

\- Alissa (24 years old) panics, jumps up from bed, and runs into bathroom

\- Manuel (25) needs new tires for his car

\-Lara (27) now has *no* pony-tail

\- Ben (28) holds his covid-mask to his face in the bus

\-David (29) watches his friend during bungee-jump

What was Lara Croft doing on the cliff?

Hanging out, mostly.

What do you call a pregnant Lara Croft's husband?

A Womb Raider!!!

PS: Quarantine = Time for Dad jokes

Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider

At the time, they were cutting edge.

In an alternate universe, Lara Croft works in an abortion clinic...

She is called the Womb Raider

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake walk into an ancient temple that has been lost for centuries.

They blow it up.

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