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[oc] Tarzan wants to propose to Jane

So he looks for other couples to understand how to do it.

He sees a man bend down on one knee, pulls out a ring and asks "Will you marry me?"

Tarzan thinks it’s a bit odd, but he goes to Jane, gets down on one knee, pulls out a ring and says "Jane you Tarzan me"

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What do you call Mary Janes vagina?

A peter parker.

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Tarzan knew nothing about sex when he met Jane

So Jane decide to teach him in a way that he would understand.
"listen Tarzan, what you've got between your legs is a dirty rag and what I have between my legs is a washing machine. So you just have to wash your rag in my washing machine."
Tarzan began to grow extremely fond of his newfound se...

I hate talking to Mary Jane

She's just too blunt

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