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My response when someone asked me if I am into Gwen Stefani...

No Doubt.

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Mary Jane, Gwen Stacy and Jessica Drew walk into a bar for superheroes. After a few rounds of drinks, they got to arguing over which of them was the greatest super-heroine..

Gwen Stacy: I’m Spider Gwen, so me being the best goes without saying.




Mary Jane: *Yawn*




Jessica Drew: Well I’m Spider-Woman! You can’t get any better than that!






Mary Jane: *Boring*.



Gwen Stacy: Oh, we’re boring you, MJ?...

Knock knock. Who's there? Gwen. Gwen who?

Gwen find another joke, this one's rubbish.

If Gwen Stacy was a hat, what kind of hat would she be?

Snap back

I ran into Gwen Stefani on the street the other day

She said to me, “nice weather we’re having.”

I replied, “No Doubt.”

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Why would Gwen Stefani make a bad physical therapist?

She has a strict "Don't tell me cause it hurts" policy.

Gwen Stefani had gone missing! I was amung the search party looking to rescue her but after days of searching there was still no luck.

We traveled the streets searching and shouting for her. We contacted relatives to try to pinpoint her last known whereabouts and they all pointed to this town but yet she was nowhere. Almost a week had passed before a search and rescue dog located her trapped in a well right in the center of the tow...

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Spiderman, Iron-man and Superman decided to check who has the strongest erection

Spiderman, Iron-man and Superman decided to check who has the strongest erection

 

Iron-man thinks about Pepper Potts hangs 5-gallon bucket on his shlong and walks 5 yards. Everybody praises him.

 


Spiderman thinks about Gwen Stacy hangs 20-gallon ke...

What snapped harder than Thanos' finger?

Gwen stacy's neck

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“Oi, you!”

“Sheep shagger!” yelled the man as Llewelyn Jones walked down the high street, pointedly ignoring him.

“Yeah you, sheep shagger! Fucking sheep shagger!” slurred the man, before throwing his beer can into some petunia bushes and stumbling off in the other direction.

“The youth of today...

Grover the Grocer and the Shoplifter

Grover the grocer ran a comfortable business, with one recurring malady--a persistent shoplifter named Gwen. Grover knew she was robbing him blind, but couldn't seem to catch her in the act.

This continued for quite a number of years until, as fortune would have it, one day he caught her redh...

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