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Girls can own as many sex toys as they like to without any repercussion

But when a guy own a single dildo they're instantly gay.

What's it called when the Grim Reaper screws up and gets a concussion?

A repercussion

Don't you dare hit that drum again!

If you do, there will be repercussions!

The best feeling in the world is waking up realizing that you don’t have to deal with the repercussions of what you did in your dreams...

That is until my wife wakes up and I have to deal with the repercussions of what I did in HER dreams

I was told that my actions could have grim repercussions.

I though ' isn't that what Death sits on?'

So me and Death are trying to steal a sofa from a warehouse

The guard caught us and told us if we took the sofa there would be repercussions from it.

I retired from rock drumming, but now I'm back!

Repercussions

My flatmate is a drummer and his practicing has been getting on my nerves

I told him that if he didn't stop, there'd be repercussions.

I used to play drums when I was little,

and I stopped after a couple years. But during my teenage years I forced myself to relearn the instrument just so I can show the world that I’m not afraid of repercussion

I played the drums once, but I swore never to do it again.

I didn't want to deal with repercussions.

So I heard Katy Perry just lost a case for stealing a bass line, and will probably lose a bit of money?

I guess you can call that a *repercussion.*

Budum dum crash

If a drummer quits band, but comes back later, would there be repercussions?

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Why did the drum player commit suicide after being charged with homicide?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

I must be getting old...

While reading a post about someone asking for "short clean jokes" this one came to my mind and I can't believe I remember it entirely after such a long time... I do not remember having read it here but if it's a repeat ~ I'm sorry...

So here goes...

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In the old days, when you illegally downloaded music it would transfer everything but the drum tracks, so you’d have to duplicate those on your own.

That’s why they say you can’t steal music without repercussion.

I broke the drums at the bar where I work, so my boss had to order a new set

He told me there would be repercussions

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