What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
A stern letter from the ethics committee and an immediate cessation of funding.
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"So, Doctor van Helsing, we meet at last," said the Count.
van Helsing turned slowly. The castle library was lit in patches by the bright moonlight spilling through the windows, and otherwise only in a circle of yellow gold by the Dutchman's candle. He had never even heard the door open or a hint of a footfall; and yet there Count Dracula was, less than twe...