An old and crusty retired Army Master Sergeant was sitting by himself at a bar [mildly NSFW]
...when a beautiful blonde bombshell comes in the room. She noticed the old Master Sergeant right away. She finds him rugged and handsome, and sits down next to him.
"May I buy you a drink?" she asks him. He obliges.
She's obviously interested in him. The blonde says to him "So t...
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One sultry Sunday afternoon in Rome
On one sultry Sunday afternoon in Rome, there was a beautiful young nun walking back home after the service in the church. The priest who was driving back home in his wagon spots the poor nun walking home in the sweltering heat. Being the gentleman that he was and a servant of the Lord, he stops by ...