A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out.
Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepa...
A man has been ill for some time. Fearing that his end is near, he calls his wife to his bedside.
"I have a last wish," he says to her. "Promise me that 2 months after I die, you'll marry our neighbor, Ken."
The wife is perplexed. "But, my dear, I thought you hated Ken," she asks him.
"I do," says the man.
[NSFW] A nurse was dating a Doctor and got pregnant...
The married doctor begged her to keep it a secret and asked her to keep away from public eye.
Nine months later,she came to the hospital for delivery.
At the same moment, a priest was admitted for having a large cyst in his prostate gland .
The doctor had an idea. He sedates the...
A man gets sick and, fearing he might have Covid, goes to get tested
When the results of his test come back he gets called in and the person asks him, “first, are you a Democrat or Republican?”
The man says, “what? What does that have to do with anything?”
“Well, if you’re a Democrat you’ve got Covid. But if you’re a Republican it’s just a hoax.”
A sad story
The day after his mother-in-law disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Twillingate, Newfoundland man answered his door to find two grim-faced RCMP officers.
"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your mother-in-law," said one of the officers.
"Tell me! Did you fin...
A doctor is eating a late lunch at his favorite Chinese restaurant when he hears the dreaded words:
"Is there a doctor in the building?!"
He strides to the back where he sees the manager and a patron who looks pale and shaky.
"We've just had two people come down with some kind of sickness," the manager says, "the lady here, and another gentleman in the bathroom."
"How do you ...
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An old Jewish man is on his deathbed
And he asks for a priest. "A priest?" asks his concerned wife. "Don't you mean a rabbi?" No, no." is he adamant, "a priest, a catholic priest." His wife, fearing he is losing his mind, is still not convinced. "What do you need a priest for?" "I want to convert." Wife is naturally shocked. "Convert? ...
When Andrew Waugh was surveying Mt Everest in 1856 he came up with a height of exactly 29,000 ft. Fearing people would think that was just an imprecise estimation he reported it as 29,002 ft.
Because of this, some say he was the first to place two feet on the summit of Everest.
I studied the cantaloupe joke
I’ve done it! I studied the origin of the cantaloupe joke. Then I then fact checked it into the night, and oh my God, it works on every level! I now present to you, the cantaloupe joke, and why it works.
Why must a melon get married in a church and nowhere else? … … Because, due to i...
I went to the doctor fearing I might be losing my hearing.
Good news! The doctor didn't have anything bad to say.
He didn't have anything good to say either.
Come to think of it, he didn't have anything to say at all.
A man comes home and finds his dog holding his neighbor’s pet rabbit’s lifeless body
Realizing what has happened and fearing his neighbor’s ire, he quickly retrieves the rabbit, washes it and places it back in its cage, hoping his neighbor thinks it died of natural causes.
The following day his neighbor asks him if he knows what happened to Fluffy. “Er.. Um.. of course not......
A boy gets a parrot for his birthday
A boy gets a pet parrot for his birthday.
The parrot is constantly swearing, and saying rude things. The boy tries to teach his parrot to stop saying bad words and things like that. He plays calm music to the parrot, he reads stories to the parrot, he tries everything he can to get the parrot...
TIL of an incident during the Cold War when American ships, fearing a Soviet attack, nearly fired on a friendly vessel.
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