He is welcomed by his orientation demon, who shows him around and explains how things work. The engineer notices that a lot of things aren't working and are in dire need of fixing. The air conditioning is busted, the network is overloaded, there's power shortages everywhere, everything is overheatin...
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So this guy calls in to get an escort...
He stipulates "She has to be smart! And she needs big tits and a tight pussy!"
When the knock on his door comes, he asks "Are you from the escort service?"
She answers "I'm looking for a guy named Ross with a big mouth and a little dick!"