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Anal swabs are made compulsory for all international travellers to China.

This is in line with their "China first" policy. First China enters you, then you enter China.

To improve corporate rapport , they made it compulsory for guys to hang out with other guys outside of work

I guess that was the "mandate"

A man calls the White House

Operator: How I can help you?

Man: I want to be the next president.

Operator: Are you an idiot?

Man: Is that compulsory?

A man calls up the White House and informs them he wants to be the next President of the United States

The person answering the phone berates him: "Are you an idiot?"

The caller is silent for a while then answers: "Is it compulsory?"

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voting

Voting is compulsory in Australia. But sometimes politicians complain when people mess up their ballot papers.

Last time I wrote "you fuckers ruined the country" on mine.

Not sure which party will honestly try to claim that vote.

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