He works alongside the other staff but he stays kinda reserved and by himself, doesn't mingle, doesn't talk much, apologizes profusely all the time and at the end he stands in front of the others and asks them for a moment of their attention, with a bowed head and deep regret in his voice.
A pair of Estranged brothers.
There once were two brothers born to a somewhat well off family. The younger one was exemplary. He always excelled in his classes, went to the best university in the country, and became a renowned lawyer. The older one was pretty average. He was the middle of his class, went to a local community col...
Girl, are you a Collateralized Debt Obligation?
Because a lot of rich people are trading you around and a few insiders have told me you're completely toxic.
God calls Satan.
"Hey, I think we misplaced an engineer and he ended up in Hell."
"Yeah, Carl. Been doing a wonderful job. We finally got an AC system up and running and the heaters are fixed. He even designed an auto-poker for the pitchfork teams."
"Send him back here, he belongs in Heaven."
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The new nurse on the scene
A suspected Covid-19 patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse arrives to give him a quick sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,...
A 90 year old farmer goes to the banker for a loan to buy land.
The banker has some concerns due to the old codgers age. "What happens if you die before the loan is paid off?" The banker asks. "I'll send you a check from heavan, because God would want all my obligations taken care of," The old farmer answered. "But what if you go the other direction?" t...