Nikita Khrushchev is giving a speech on the necessity of de-Stalinizing the country. Someone in the crowd yells "And why didn't you do anything about it before Stalin died?!"
Khrushchev stands straight up and bellows "WHO SAID THAT?!?", looking left and right. When there is absolute silence and no one owns up to it, he says (in a normal voice) "That is why".
Necessity isn't the mother of invention,
Dear necessity, happy mothers day!
Taco Bell forced to shut down temporarily...
Due to the Corona virus the shortage of toilet paper has made this step a necessity.
Two guys are in a meeting at work
The first guy says "Hey I think we should stop testing our products on animals."
The second guy tells him "look, I know it sucks but animal testing is an unfortunate necessity in saving human lives - look at the pharmaceutical industry.
The first guy goes "yeah, but we ...
A highschool senior is coming up on his senior prom and really wants the night to go right
Senior Prom is coming up, and Joe really wants to not have any regrets moving forward into adulthood. There's this girl, Sally, that he's been pining over for years, so he girds his loins and asks her to go with him to the event, and lo and behold she says yes.
Now Joe is starstruck, the ...
NASA discovers 10 earth like planets.
Within a month of Trump taking office, NASA has discovered 10 earth like planets...
They say necessity is the mother of invention !!
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An elderly couple goes to their favorite restaurant they’ve been visiting together for decades. The man addresses his wife with all sorts of endearments, calling her his darling, sweetheart, his treasure etc.
When the lady excuses herself and goes to the bathroom, the waiter comments to the m...
A man gets a job on a train...
A man gets a job on a train. He starts off as anyone does, as a lowly janitor. He sweeps the floors, cleans the seats, and scrubs the windows. He doesn't get paid much, but he's a hard-working man, and does his job well. He's such a hard worker that eventually he gets promoted to ticket collector. H...