Globally, the lack of awareness for women's reproductive health is a major problem. We need to grow up and understand that menstruation is not a joke.

Period.

People can't seem to distinguish the male reproductive system from the female...

But I would say there's a vas deferens, and no womb for argument.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I-deer!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no I-deer...

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no reproductive organs?

Still, no fucking, I-deer!

TIL that spiders reproductive organs are found in their front arms.

Spider-Man.

My SO has both reproductive organs

It's really the hole package.

How do you track the reproductive cycle of pachyderms?

With the Periodic Table of Elephants.

How do reproductive organs handle fragile things?

Genitally

How does the female reproductive system like to order its eggs?

Ovaries-y

What does school and the male reproductive organ have in common?

Most of the time it's hard and long - unless you're Asian.

I'm safe in Kentucky..

Warning label of a paint can: This product contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.

Me: *whiffing the fumes* Thank God I'm safe in Kentucky.

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20-Year double-blind university study in Sweden on the effects of diet on sex drive

Have you heard about this new study?

Researchers in Sweden tracked 2,000 couples from the moment they first started dating out to twenty (20) years forward.

Obviously, most of the couples ended up getting divorced, but their behavior and health was still tracked throughout the study....

Biology Test

Biology Teacher : Everybody draw female reproductive organ.

*One girl felt shy and looked down*


A boy shouted : Mam, she's copying.

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My girlfriend said that having sex all day isn’t productive.

And I said no, but it is reproductive.

A girl gets home from school and is greetrd by her mother

Mom: "What'd you do in school today?"

Daughter: "We learned all about the male reproductive organs"

Mom: "Oh, and what else?"

Daughter: "Well then we watched as the police came and took Mr. Brown away"

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One day in Biology Class...

The teacher was teaching a lesson on human reproductive organs. As a fun fact, she told the class that there was sugar present in semen.

One girl raised her hand and asked, "Then why does semen taste salty?"

Realising what she had said, her face turned bright red. She put her head down...

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Is it Male or Female?

FREEZER BAGS : They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS : These are female, because once turned off....it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but ca...

A man is tanning at a nudist beach...

And a young girl who was playing with the seagulls ran up to him. Pointing to his nether regions she asked what that was and why lots of the people have them. The man not wanting to explain the reproductive system to some little girl said that it is his pet bird, pointing to his genitalia he said th...

Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge...

They're going to market reproductive organs.

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A dog gets a penis transplant

A family's beloved dog manages to contract some sort of illness to his reproductive area. The dog is old, but the family loves him very much and wants him to recover.

The family's father takes the pup to the vet.

"Yes," the vet says, "I've seen this before. It's no problem, we'll just...

Q: What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

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