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Reproductive Jokes

Globally, the lack of awareness for women's reproductive health is a major problem. We need to grow up and understand that menstruation is not a joke.

Period.

I was auditioning for a play today, and the director yelled at me. He said my acting reminded him of a female reproductive organ! Needless to say I stormed off…

But after I thought about it, I went back. I had to apologize for ovary acting.

Are male and female reproductive organs similar?

No. There’s a vas deferens.

How do reproductive organs handle fragile things?

Genitally

Texas:

Where a virus has reproductive rights and a woman doesn’t.

I wanted to study about the reproductive organs of flowers

... until I learned there was a stigma attached

I'm a reproductive health provider. A female patient came in for a pelvic exam.

I told her "give me a few minutes, I'll be at your cervix"

Reproductive biology

A human reproductive biology professor is lecturing to his class on the physical act of intercourse.

“There are 74 known positions of penetrating intercourse that may lead to impregnation of the female.”

Student in front row interrupts. “Pardon Monsieur, but there are 75.”

“Now ...

My SO has both reproductive organs

It's really the hole package.

An elderly gentleman goes to his..

doctor for a physical, checked his bloodwork, heart and lungs, everything looks great! The doctor said he had one more test to perform. He needed the man to go home to collect a sperm sample in this jar to see how his reproductive health is.

The old man says no problem with a smile.

Th...

A girl gets home from school and is greetrd by her mother

Mom: "What'd you do in school today?"

Daughter: "We learned all about the male reproductive organs"

Mom: "Oh, and what else?"

Daughter: "Well then we watched as the police came and took Mr. Brown away"

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One day in Biology Class...

The teacher was teaching a lesson on human reproductive organs. As a fun fact, she told the class that there was sugar present in semen.

One girl raised her hand and asked, "Then why does semen taste salty?"

Realising what she had said, her face turned bright red. She put her head down...

TIL that spiders reproductive organs are found in their front arms.

Spider-Man.

How do you track the reproductive cycle of pachyderms?

With the Periodic Table of Elephants.

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Little known fact...

The first time whale semen was studied by a marine biologist was actually at the request of one particular sperm cell. The following conversation took place.

Sperm: I just want to be taken seriously. I think that reproductive cells are an easy target for crude humor made by the mindless immat...

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My girlfriend said that having sex all day isn’t productive.

And I said no, but it is reproductive.

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Oh deer

Q: What do you call a blind deer?

A: No eye deer

Q:What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

A: Still no eye deer

Q: What do you call a blind deer with no eyes, no legs, and no reproductive organs?

A: Still no fucking eye deer

Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge...

They're going to market reproductive organs.

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20-Year double-blind university study in Sweden on the effects of diet on sex drive

Have you heard about this new study?

Researchers in Sweden tracked 2,000 couples from the moment they first started dating out to twenty (20) years forward.

Obviously, most of the couples ended up getting divorced, but their behavior and health was still tracked throughout the study....

What does school and the male reproductive organ have in common?

Most of the time it's hard and long - unless you're Asian.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

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Is it Male or Female?

FREEZER BAGS : They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS : These are female, because once turned off....it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but ca...

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A dog gets a penis transplant

A family's beloved dog manages to contract some sort of illness to his reproductive area. The dog is old, but the family loves him very much and wants him to recover.

The family's father takes the pup to the vet.

"Yes," the vet says, "I've seen this before. It's no problem, we'll just...

A man is tanning at a nudist beach...

And a young girl who was playing with the seagulls ran up to him. Pointing to his nether regions she asked what that was and why lots of the people have them. The man not wanting to explain the reproductive system to some little girl said that it is his pet bird, pointing to his genitalia he said th...

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