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What's the fastest way to find out the sex of a chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

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I’m going to start putting chromosomes in my advertising.

Because sex cells

My doctor asked me how I would feel having an extra chromosome

I told him I'd be 100% down with that

What did the chromosome say to his sister when she slammed the door on his toe

Ow my-toe-sis!

I'm not just alright with my extra chromosome...

In fact, I'm down with it.

What's the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?

You can't make a chromo-some.



*Sorry if this is a repost, my son told this to us at the dinner table.*

What does chromosomes like to wear?

Genes.

What do you call it when you get two extra chromosomes instead of one?

Doubling down

Why was the boy with 47 chromosomes crying?

Because he's Down.




I'm sorry.

For most of us, life is a series of ups and downs...

... but for people with an extra chromosome, it’s just 1 of those things...

Don’t let an extra chromosome

Get you down

Some say that there's no benefit in having a Y chromosome...

Actually, it makes a vas deferens.

What did the x-chromosome say to the y-chromosome?

Do these genes make me look fat?

What is a chromosome's favorite article of clothing?

a pair of genes.

Having a 3rd chromosome....

Is a real downer.

A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y

A prince out for a ride in his carriage caught sight of a man who looked very much like him. He called the man over and asked him curiously,

“Tell me, was your mother ever in the service at the palace?”

Holding himself very straight, the commoner replied,

“No, your majesty. Bu...

My newborn nephew entered the world with the innate ability to dance. They ran tests and found that he got the ability by being born with an extra chromosome. The doctors are calling it...

"Get down syndrome"

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If girls have two X chromosomes...

Do pornstars have 3 X chromosomes?

I was recently asked to be a part of a biological experiment. The researchers said they would mutate me with an extra chromosome and give me $10 000 for it.

I'm down.

What do Donald Trump and his chromosomes have in common?

There is one too many of them.

I accidently lost some chromosomes today

Now I'm feeling rather down

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look!

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I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Sometimes having an extra chromosome...

really gets me down

Of course our company is an equal opportunity employer

We always make sure to have equal numbers of X and Y chromosomes

Why are men always wrong and women always right?

Because men have a 'Y' chromosome and women have a 'because I said so' chromosome.

I scored 47/46 for my test.

It was a chromosomes test.

21 One-Liners

1. I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.

2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

3. My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.



4. Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

5. I ...

As God created this human child, God asked him...

"How about an extra chromosome?"

The child replied, "I'd be down for that."

I was feeling a bit down so I went to the doctors.

Thankfully it was just a scare. I still have 46 chromosomes.

I don't always date people with...

I don't always date people with chromosomes...

But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

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"What do you call an educated tube?" and other science jokes!

Q: What DO you call an educated tube?

A:A graduated cylinder

Q:Why did the bear dissolve in water?

A:It was polar

Q: How did the English major define microtome?
A: A small book...

Q: Why can`t you trust atoms?

A: They make up everything!

Q: Why did...

Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y...

It'll be called "The Extra Chromosome"

Yo Mama's so generous...

...she gave you an extra helping of chromosomes.

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Having more isn't always a good thing

I mean, I have a cousin with more chromosomes....

My best friend is a true optimist...

She doesn't even let an extra chromosome get her down.

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