How do you mix boy and girl chromosomes?

Pull down their genes.

Why are chromosomes like fighting prisoners?

They both get pulled apart to opposite sides of the cell.

Q: How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?

A: Pull down their genes!

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Why did the company use chromosomes in their commercial?

Because sex cells!

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I’m going to start putting chromosomes in my advertising.

Because sex cells

I'm not just alright with my extra chromosome...

In fact, I'm down with it.

What did the chromosome say to his sister when she slammed the door on his toe

Ow my-toe-sis!

When people question whether or not I have 94 chromosomes...

I double down

My doctor asked me how I would feel having an extra chromosome

I told him I'd be 100% down with that

What do you call it when you get two extra chromosomes instead of one?

Doubling down

Why was the boy with 47 chromosomes crying?

Because he's Down.




I'm sorry.

What's the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?

You can't make a chromo-some.



*Sorry if this is a repost, my son told this to us at the dinner table.*

What did the x-chromosome say to the y-chromosome?

Do these genes make me look fat?

Don’t let an extra chromosome

Get you down

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Watched a porno today of only people with extra chromosomes

It's called "Down to Fuck?"

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If girls have two X chromosomes...

Do pornstars have 3 X chromosomes?

What is a chromosome's favorite article of clothing?

a pair of genes.

Some say that there's no benefit in having a Y chromosome...

Actually, it makes a vas deferens.

What did the kid with the extra chromosome say when the other kids asked him to play?

I'm down.

What do Donald Trump and his chromosomes have in common?

There is one too many of them.

Having a 3rd chromosome....

Is a real downer.

My newborn nephew entered the world with the innate ability to dance. They ran tests and found that he got the ability by being born with an extra chromosome. The doctors are calling it...

"Get down syndrome"

A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y

A prince out for a ride in his carriage caught sight of a man who looked very much like him. He called the man over and asked him curiously,

“Tell me, was your mother ever in the service at the palace?”

Holding himself very straight, the commoner replied,

“No, your majesty. Bu...

I accidently lost some chromosomes today

Now I'm feeling rather down

I was recently asked to be a part of a biological experiment. The researchers said they would mutate me with an extra chromosome and give me $10 000 for it.

I'm down.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look!

Credit:
I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Sometimes having an extra chromosome...

really gets me down

Our relationship is like an extra chromosome

It's all downs from here

As God created this human child, God asked him...

"How about an extra chromosome?"

The child replied, "I'd be down for that."

Why are men always wrong and women always right?

Because men have a 'Y' chromosome and women have a 'because I said so' chromosome.

21 One-Liners

1. I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.

2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

3. My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.



4. Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

5. I ...

I scored 47/46 for my test.

It was a chromosomes test.

For most of us, life is a series of ups and downs...

... but for people with an extra chromosome, it’s just 1 of those things...

Of course our company is an equal opportunity employer

We always make sure to have equal numbers of X and Y chromosomes

I was feeling a bit down so I went to the doctors.

Thankfully it was just a scare. I still have 46 chromosomes.

I don't always date people with...

I don't always date people with chromosomes...

But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y...

It'll be called "The Extra Chromosome"

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"What do you call an educated tube?" and other science jokes!

Q: What DO you call an educated tube?

A:A graduated cylinder

Q:Why did the bear dissolve in water?

A:It was polar

Q: How did the English major define microtome?
A: A small book...

Q: Why can`t you trust atoms?

A: They make up everything!

Q: Why did...

Yo Mama's so generous...

...she gave you an extra helping of chromosomes.

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Having more isn't always a good thing

I mean, I have a cousin with more chromosomes....

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