How do you mix boy and girl chromosomes?

Pull down their genes.

I'm not just alright with my extra chromosome...

In fact, I'm down with it.

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How can you tell the sex of a chromosome?

Pull down it's genes.

So I once saw an argument in a comment section, a man said, “How many chromosomes do you have?”

The other replied, “More than you”.

The sheer confidence he had

Why are chromosomes like fighting prisoners?

They both get pulled apart to opposite sides of the cell.

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Why did the company use chromosomes in their commercial?

Because sex cells!

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I’m going to start putting chromosomes in my advertising.

Because sex cells

Q: How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?

A: Pull down their genes!

My doctor asked me how I would feel having an extra chromosome

I told him I'd be 100% down with that

What did the chromosome say to his sister when she slammed the door on his toe

Ow my-toe-sis!

What do you call it when you get two extra chromosomes instead of one?

Doubling down

What's the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?

You can't make a chromo-some.



*Sorry if this is a repost, my son told this to us at the dinner table.*

Don’t let an extra chromosome

Get you down

Why was the boy with 47 chromosomes crying?

Because he's Down.




I'm sorry.

What did the x-chromosome say to the y-chromosome?

Do these genes make me look fat?

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If girls have two X chromosomes...

Do pornstars have 3 X chromosomes?

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Watched a porno today of only people with extra chromosomes

It's called "Down to Fuck?"

What is a chromosome's favorite article of clothing?

a pair of genes.

Some say that there's no benefit in having a Y chromosome...

Actually, it makes a vas deferens.

A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y

A prince out for a ride in his carriage caught sight of a man who looked very much like him. He called the man over and asked him curiously,

“Tell me, was your mother ever in the service at the palace?”

Holding himself very straight, the commoner replied,

“No, your majesty. Bu...

My newborn nephew entered the world with the innate ability to dance. They ran tests and found that he got the ability by being born with an extra chromosome. The doctors are calling it...

"Get down syndrome"

Why did the full chromosome human go to war

He was diploid

What do Donald Trump and his chromosomes have in common?

There is one too many of them.

Having a 3rd chromosome....

Is a real downer.

I was recently asked to be a part of a biological experiment. The researchers said they would mutate me with an extra chromosome and give me $10 000 for it.

I'm down.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look!

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I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Sometimes having an extra chromosome...

really gets me down

I accidently lost some chromosomes today

Now I'm feeling rather down

Our relationship is like an extra chromosome

It's all downs from here

As God created this human child, God asked him...

"How about an extra chromosome?"

The child replied, "I'd be down for that."

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1. I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.

2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

3. My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.



4. Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

5. I ...

Why are men always wrong and women always right?

Because men have a 'Y' chromosome and women have a 'because I said so' chromosome.

I scored 47/46 for my test.

It was a chromosomes test.

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Of course our company is an equal opportunity employer

We always make sure to have equal numbers of X and Y chromosomes

I was feeling a bit down so I went to the doctors.

Thankfully it was just a scare. I still have 46 chromosomes.

I don't always date people with...

I don't always date people with chromosomes...

But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y...

It'll be called "The Extra Chromosome"

When we were young, my brother was always better in everything. I never let it get me down though.

Because I know I will always have more chromosomes than him!

Having more isn't always a good thing

I mean, I have a cousin with more chromosomes....

Yo Mama's so generous...

...she gave you an extra helping of chromosomes.

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