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Why do ad agencies use Meiosis?

Because sex cells!













I thought of this during biology earlier lol

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One cell looks at another and asks β€œwhy is meiosis so popular?”

The other looks back and says β€œWell, sex cells.”

In Soviet Russia, there is no meiosis

There is only ourosis

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I’m making a movie about meiosis

It’s going to be rated R
Why?
Because sex cells.

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Why do marketers in the human body employ meiosis over mitosis when making their advertisements

Because sex cells!

Help creating a biology joke to end my exam .

So, I'm sitting here, needing to write one more essay question for the exam I am giving shortly and have decided that I don't want it to be a serious question. It's only worth a couple of points and I don't mind giving students a couple of freebies. Exam is covering Mitosis/Meiosis/Mendelian genetic...

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My Girlfriends asked me why the Body cells go through Meiosis and why her textbook sexualized them.

I replied "Sex Cells."

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