Meiosis Jokes - 7 Hilarious Meiosis Jokes

mitosis chromosome eukaryote haploid prophase anaphase cytokinesis metaphase cell division diploid sperm zygote interphase recombination spermatogenesis

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why do ad agencies use Meiosis?

Because sex cells!

I thought of this during biology earlier lol

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

One cell looks at another and asks “why is meiosis so popular?”

The other looks back and says “Well, sex cells.”

In Soviet Russia, there is no meiosis

There is only ourosis

upvote

downvote

report

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I’m making a movie about meiosis

It’s going to be rated R
Why?
Because sex cells.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why do marketers in the human body employ meiosis over mitosis when making their advertisements

Because sex cells!

Help creating a biology joke to end my exam .

So, I'm sitting here, needing to write one more essay question for the exam I am giving shortly and have decided that I don't want it to be a serious question. It's only worth a couple of points and I don't mind giving students a couple of freebies. Exam is covering Mitosis/Meiosis/Mendelian genetic...

upvote

downvote

report

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My Girlfriends asked me why the Body cells go through Meiosis and why her textbook sexualized them.

I replied "Sex Cells."

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.