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Gamete Jokes

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Why was there a gamete in the commercial on TV?

Because sex cells

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I've started using gametes in my advertising campaign.

You know, sex cells.

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What did the Pimp say to the bashful Gamete Prostitute?

Hey, Sex-cells

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how did the gamete get rich?

because sex cells... Thank you thank you i'll be here all week.

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I was told I could talk about gametes here and get gold..

But I don't really know if sex cells

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I'm thinking about starting up my own brand and naming it Gametes...

Because sex cells.

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Why did the molecular biologist want to make a porno film of gametes?

Because sex cells.

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You know about the underground gourmet restaurant?

They have a human flesh dish, with two different sauces: menstruation and semen.

It's called "Gametes, in three seasons".

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A woman walks up to a gigolo in a bar.

She asks him his name. He says, "oh darling, you can just call me gamete." "Gamete, Why do you go by that?" She asks. The gigolo looks her up and down, winks and says, "sex sells."

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