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Gamete Jokes

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Why was there a gamete in the commercial on TV?

Because cells

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I've started using gametes in my advertising campaign.

You know, cells.

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What did the Pimp say to the bashful Gamete Prostitute?

Hey, -cells

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how did the gamete get rich?

because cells... Thank you thank you i'll be here all week.

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I was told I could talk about gametes here and get gold..

But I don't really know if cells

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I'm thinking about starting up my own brand and naming it Gametes...

Because cells.

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Why did the molecular biologist want to make a film of gametes?

Because cells.

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A woman walks up to a gigolo in a bar.

She asks him his name. He says, "oh darling, you can just call me gamete." "Gamete, Why do you go by that?" She asks. The gigolo looks her up and down, winks and says, " sells."
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