Cell Division Jokes - 5 Hilarious Cell Division Jokes

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot during cell division?

Ouch, mitosis!

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Cell division eli5:

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Biology

Two sister cells were separating during cell division. In the process, one of the cell steps on the other's foot. The other cell yells.... Mitosis!

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Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

Multiplication in biology means reproduction, which is microscopically accomplished by cell division.

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A scientists poor life

A scientist and his sister are researching cell division online, when the scientist gets up and hits his foot, yelling in pain. The sister asks, "What's wrong? What did you hurt?". The scientist says "Mytoesis"

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