My son catches a fish and eats it and he’s “amazing” and “a budding sportsman”.
I catch a fish and eat it and I’m “drunk” and “need to leave Petco”.
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The Firing Squad
Four gunmen are standing in the woods, recently deputized by the new regime in the budding of a civil war. Before them, a gagged and hooded prisoner on their knees, sobbing at the edge of an empty grave. Behind them, nine already filled.
The first looks nervous. "I've been counting the prison...
A group of engineering professors are all sitting on a plane waiting to take off...
The captain comes over the intercom and announces that as a surprise, the entire plane has been designed and built by their students.
Understandably, all the engineers immediately begin panicking, desperately scrambling to get off the plane, all except for one who is still calmly sitting in h...
Groundbreaking new studies reveal that cannabis can be used to treat both erectile dysfunction in men and infertility in women.
Humanity can now reproduce by budding.