Did you hear about the zygote that joined the army?

I heard he was diploid.

(I'll show myself out...)

The sperm found the lost lonely egg and the egg seemed worried

The sperm said "don't worry because zygote you now"

Killing God

In the not too distant future, a very arrogant scientist meets with God. And the scientist tells God, “You aren’t so great. I figured out how to create life too.” God replies, “Oh, really? You can take soil and make a human?” “Yes.” says the scientist, “I can extract all the necessary component...

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