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J. K. Rowling has revealed one of the teachers at Hogwarts was a hermaphrodite.

Professor Clitdick

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Hermaphrodite asks a doctor about the best way to become pregnant.

After recommending a specialist the hermaphrodite responded "I have already tried a specialist, but they told me to go fuck myself".

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I respect people of all kinds

But I believe hermaphrodites can fuck themselves.

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Hermaphrodite...

A woman gives birth to a baby. Shortly afterward, the doctor comes into the room looking grim faced. The woman sees this and panics.

"Doctor, is my baby ok?"

"Yes", the doctor replies. "But, Mrs. Johnson, I must tell you that your baby was born an hermaphrodite."

"A... hermap...

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A man takes his pregnant wife to the hospital

and the doctor says they are going to have a hermaphrodite.

"What does that mean, Doc?" The man asks.

Doctor: "Your baby will have both male and female parts."

Man: "You mean it will have a brain and a vagina?"

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A woman was resting in the hospital after giving birth.

As she watched the Doctor and nurses clean up her baby she noticed a look of concern on the doctor's face.

"Is my baby okay doctor?" she asked.

"Well," the doctor replied, "there's nothing wrong per se. Your baby is otherwise healthy. It's just that we've discovered your baby is inters...

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A woman gives birth to a baby...

...and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child.."

The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"

The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! I...

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He HAD to know!

A new girl started high school and the rumor quickly spread that she was a hermaphrodite. After googling what that word meant, little Johnny was intrigued and could think of nothing else. A girl with a vagina AND a penis? How is that possible? How would that work and what would it look like? Woul...

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