Hermaphrodite Jokes

Professor Clitdick

After recommending a specialist the hermaphrodite responded "I have already tried a specialist, but they told me to go fuck myself".

A woman gives birth to a baby. Shortly afterward, the doctor comes into the room looking grim faced. The woman sees this and panics.

"Doctor, is my baby ok?"

"Yes", the doctor replies. "But, Mrs. Johnson, I must tell you that your baby was born an hermaphrodite."

"A... hermap... read more

As she watched the Doctor and nurses clean up her baby she noticed a look of concern on the doctor's face.

"Is my baby okay doctor?" she asked.

"Well," the doctor replied, "there's nothing wrong per se. Your baby is otherwise healthy. It's just that we've discovered your baby is inters... read more

But I believe hermaphrodites can fuck themselves.

and the doctor says they are going to have a hermaphrodite.

"What does that mean, Doc?" The man asks.

Doctor: "Your baby will have both male and female parts."

Man: "You mean it will have a brain and a vagina?"

...and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child.."

The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"

The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! I... read more