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I told a mitosis joke in school once

I thought it was hilarious, but the class was divided.

What's Kim Jong Un's favorite step of mitosis?

Nuclear division.

Did you hear about the cells that got sent off to war after mitosis?

It’s hard to believe they got diploid.

What's the opposite of mitosis?

Your finger bro!

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Mitosis

What does a biologist scream when they go to the beach and the sand is too warm?

Mitosis!

Mitosis

Are on the ends of my feetsis

Homework.

A girl is doing her homework and her little brother walks in. She asks him for help with a question and he refuses. Angrily she says "Just tell me what the division of two cells is and I won't hurt you". He still won't tell her so she stamps on his foot. "Tell me!" she yells "ouch! mitosis!."

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Why do marketers in the human body employ meiosis over mitosis when making their advertisements

Because sex cells!

A little bacteria was celebrating his birthday...

and all of his microbial friends got together to bake him a cake.

He was so excited upon seeing the cake that he underwent mitosis and split in two.

The microbial friends all worried that now there werent enough cakes, and that perhaps they should have planned better...

But actu...

I have a sister, and I love genetics.

So whenever she steps on my toe accidentally, I say “Ow, you stepped on mitosis!”

My sister when through a phase where she spontaneously split down the middle making two identical copies. Now they are...

My one Sis and Mitosis.

[Bad joke] The other day my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock is

To which I replied 'Nothing, they both involve mitosis'

What did Cinderella say while reading Biology?

I hate Mitosis

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What did the cell say when another cell stepped on his feet?

"Ouch! Mitosis!"

I'm so sorry you read this corny ass joke.

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

Mitosis!

Sorry if it’s been posted before but my little cousin just told me this and I died laughing

My biology teacher stubbed his toe today and screamed..

Mitosis

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What did the cell brother say to his cell sister when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Why are Biologists so obsessed with their own feet?

It's always Mitosis, Mitos-that

Help creating a biology joke to end my exam .

So, I'm sitting here, needing to write one more essay question for the exam I am giving shortly and have decided that I don't want it to be a serious question. It's only worth a couple of points and I don't mind giving students a couple of freebies. Exam is covering Mitosis/Meiosis/Mendelian genetic...

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