A CNN reporter, a BBC reporter, and an Israeli commando are captured by ISIS in Syria.
The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.
The CNN Reporter said, "Well, I’m an American, so I’d like one last hamburger with French fries.”
The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the burger &am...
You've heard of News Reporters right? What about News Demolishinists?
They make all the breaking news!
A man died after falling into a vat of coffee.
His wife told reporters, at least he didn't suffer - it was instant.
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A seasoned farmer named Greg had finally mastered his craft. He toiled day and night to understand every detail to growing the perfect crop. After 30 years he had made enough money to retire, but Greg wanted more. He wanted local recognition and fame.
So he decided to grow the state’s larges...
A news reporter visits a hen about a huge egg she laid
“This is amazing,” they tell the hen, “a two pound egg, that’s unheard of! Do you have any goals for the future?” “Yes, I’m really aiming for a four pounder!” says the hen proudly.
“And you, sir, congratulations,” the reporters approach the rooster, “what are your goals for the future?” The ...
An Internet Explorer user was recently mugged by a snail, a turtle, and a sloth.
When reporters asked him if he could describe the muggers, he responded, "Not very well. It all happened so fast."
NASA has been sending animals to space.
They started with a cow and a pig. But the rocket failed at takeoff and ejected both animals. The pig was disintegrated on the way back down the earth but the cow survived and landed safely on earth. At the the press briefing reporters asked the NASA scientists how the cow survived and pig...