I heard the White House Correspondents Association is going to give equal time to a conservative comedian at next year's dinner
I hope a year is long enough to find one.
People need to be a little bit more considerate of Trump's decision to skip the White House Correspondents' dinner.
The roasting waiting for him there would probably have made him the second black president.
Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front.
The journalist asked one of men if this was a sign of growing equality. "No" the man replied. "Landmines."
BREAKING NEWS: Just in from a correspondent in the Middle East.
ISIS to buy all Samsung Galaxy Note 7. #note7
SNL should parody CNN by having Tina Fey be a news correspondent delivering headlines from a canoe.
They call the segment "Fey Canoes."
What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?
All they talk about is the presidential erection
The White House Correspondents' Dinner is ...
just a big political party.
What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies.
Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
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A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions.
Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?"
I am from New Zealand AMA
An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in an old Western town when he noticed a curious lack of women. Walking into the local saloon he asked, "What do you fellas do around here for entertainment?"
"Ya mean women?" asked the local fella. "We ain't got none. 'Round here folks use ...