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What does a newscaster say when he’s having sex?

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Nothing is funnier than watching newscasters try to avoid saying sh*t hole

By saying as*hole

In tonight's news

Newscaster: a man was found unconscious today at the park. His identity is unknown, all the authorities can say is that his brief is really old and full of holes.

My wife: that's my husband!

A blonde and a brunette are watching the news.

The newscaster says that two Brazilian civilians were rescued from terrorists the night prior.

The brunette says, “what wonderful news!”

The blonde disagrees: “I don’t know where they expect to move them to - do you have any idea how many a brazillion is??”

An older woman is watching the news

When a newscaster cuts in.

"Breaking news! We have reports of a car going the wrong way through heavy traffic on I-85."

The woman knows her husband is travelling, so she calls him up.

"Honey, some idiot's driving the wrong way on I-85. Be careful, please!"

Her husband pra...

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A Vegetative State

The other night, my wife and I were watching TV when the newscaster announced the death of Dr. Jack Kervorkian.

So we started to talk about suicide, assisted suicide, and the right to death. The discussion led to being hooked up to a machine that was keeping you alive.

I told her, "Hon...

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