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Relaxes Jokes

A wife is vacuuming as her husband relaxes on the couch...

All of a sudden the vacuum stops and the wife yells at her husband "HUNNY I THINK THE VACUUM IS BROKEN, ITS NOT SUCKING ANYMORE!"


He responds: "I guess it got married!"

The benefits of F***ing

1.F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing, don't eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try F***ing in bed 'cause it can save you valuable energy....

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