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Decompress Jokes

I suggested an awesome product name and slogan for marketers of a data file decompression utility, but they wouldn't take me up on it.

The company's stupid focus groups thought it was inappropriate.

I mean, come on, what's wrong with:

"SIGH unzips"?

Man, it's gonna take FOREVER to decompress this file

Sigh. *unzips*

What do you get when experiencing rapid decompression in a German luxury automobile?

Mercedes-Bends

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.
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