Man, it's gonna take FOREVER to decompress this file

Sigh. *unzips*

What do you get when experiencing rapid decompression in a German luxury automobile?

Mercedes-Bends

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Superhero Nude Beach

Before I write the joke, I wanted to give credit to who it came from. I worked as a reporter very briefly, and we had an older fella that would always tell us one joke a day. He was a great guy and I just wanted to pass on one of his jokes that always stood out to me, so here it is.

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