Did you hear about the guy who has an affinity for burn victims?
I guess you could say he's into carbon dating
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Chemical Analysis of Women
Item: Chemical Analysis
Discovered by: Adam
Atomic Weight: Average expected as 150lb, but there are known isotopes ranging from 100lb to 250lb.
Occurrence: Surplus quanti...
A New Metal has been added to Chemistry
Name: Woman Symbol: Wm Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.
- Boils at any time - Can freeze at any time - Melts if treated with love - Very Bitter if Mishandled
**CHEMICAL PROPERTIES** ...
There once lived a puma (mountain lion) in LA.
This particular cat never really identified herself as a puma, she really felt a closer affinity towards tigers. Being in LA, she convinced herself she could chase her dreams and set off on a journey to find herself and realise her identity.
After swimming across the seven seas, she finally g...
What type of investment do chemists prefer?
They have an affinity for bonds.