Relationship Status Jokes - 5 Hilarious Relationship Status Jokes

My relationship status:

I just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away, so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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Current relationship status:

The only date I'm looking forward to is my untimely death

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Relationship status of Elon Musk

Forever Elon.

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whats Hitlers relationship status...

He's Nazing anybody

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A woman is in line at the grocery store when a very drunk man behind her looks the items in her cart and slurs "you mus' be single...!"

She was set to ignore him when she notices her shopping. There's nothing in her cart that would indicate her relationship status...

Curiosity gets the better of her and she answers him
"I am actually, but, how did you know?"

The drunk straightens up slightly and says "cos you're f...

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