### If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter

If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.

### An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...

The first orders a beer...
The second orders half a beer...
The third orders one quarter of a beer...
The fourth orders one eighth of a beer...

The bartender pours two beers for the entire group, and replies "cmon guys, know your limits."

### Geography at its finest

{} Why are Europeans so elite at drifting

{}{}The Eurasian plate moves about one quarter to one half of an inch each year

### The priest, the minister and the rabbi

The priest, the minister and the rabbi are talking about what are they doing with the donation of their congregation.
-I use one quarter for myself, and I spend the rest for the church and for the glory of God- says the priest.
-I spend the half of the money for my sustainment, and the rest I ...

### Lawyer and Witness

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying.
The following exchange took place between the lawyer
and the witness:

The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"

The witness: "Yes, sir."

The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident
happened?"
...