If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter

If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...

The first orders a beer...
The second orders half a beer...
The third orders one quarter of a beer...
The fourth orders one eighth of a beer...

The bartender pours two beers for the entire group, and replies "cmon guys, know your limits."

“If you had a quarter," quizzed the teacher," and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?"

“One quarter." answered little Johnny.

“You don't know your arithmetic!" snapped the teacher shaking her head.

Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my dad!"

Geography at its finest



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The priest, the minister and the rabbi

The priest, the minister and the rabbi are talking about what are they doing with the donation of their congregation.
-I use one quarter for myself, and I spend the rest for the church and for the glory of God- says the priest.
-I spend the half of the money for my sustainment, and the rest I ...

Lawyer and Witness

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying.
The following exchange took place between the lawyer
and the witness:

The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"

The witness: "Yes, sir."

The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident
happened?"
...

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